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The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News

The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News

The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News

Satire | Holiday Cheer, and so can you!

Satire | Holiday Cheer, and so can you!

By Raquel Padin-Nicholas, Staff Columnist November 18, 2024
Trust me, I understand how hard the results of this election season were. Still, nothing says out of sight, out of mind quite like the avalanche of holidays that are about to hit us.
Satire | Top 10 Halloween Couples Costumes and What They Say 萌妹社区安卓版下载 Your Relationship

Satire | Top 10 Halloween Couples Costumes and What They Say 萌妹社区安卓版下载 Your Relationship

By Alaina McCall, Senior Staff Columnist October 28, 2024
More important than meeting the parents, more important than the Instagram hard launch and possibly more important than the wedding itself, is the couple鈥檚 Halloween costume. It tells more than you鈥檇 think about the state of a relationship 鈥 whether it鈥檚 in its playful beginning stage, the happy middle phase or the bitter ending state and everything in between.聽
Satire | The consequences of shrinkflation

Satire | The consequences of shrinkflation

By Alaina McCall, Senior Staff Columnist October 25, 2024
At this point in the future, there have been thousands of recessions 鈥 which were really depressions 鈥 since the one in 2008. Inflation keeps raising prices.
Satire | America has the right to invade Cuba and should after they have expressed interest in joining BRICS

Satire | America has the right to invade Cuba and should after they have expressed interest in joining BRICS

By Alex Jurkuta, Contributing Editor October 25, 2024
With all of this open hostility from the Eastern-backed Cuban government, it has become clear that the only option for the United States to protect its sphere of influence is to engage in a three-day special operation in order to de-commify Cuba and protect the persecuted ethnic Americans.
Satire | Undecided voters having trouble choosing between Block of Wood and Baby Eater

Satire | Undecided voters having trouble choosing between Block of Wood and Baby Eater

By Thomas Riley, Opinions Editor October 21, 2024
As the election draws near, many Pittsburgh voters are confident in their upcoming decision at the ballot box 鈥 but there is still a large sect of the population that can鈥檛 quite decide between their two options.
A spotted lanternfly.

Satire | Spotted lanternflies鈥 morality and mortality

By Alaina McCall, Senior Staff Columnist October 17, 2024
As Oakland residents know, in the warmer months, swarms of lanternflies litter the air and streets with their disgusting existence. They鈥檙e annoying, they try to fly in my eyes and mouth every time I step outside and they鈥檙e invasive, so we鈥檙e supposed to kill them.
Satire | Hinge hesitation and Bumble bumbles: Are they worth it?

Satire | Hinge hesitation and Bumble bumbles: Are they worth it?

By Alaina McCall, Senior Staff Columnist October 3, 2024
Whether it鈥檚 Bumble, Hinge or nothing else 鈥 we鈥檙e talking dating apps here, not hooking up apps 鈥 I believe that there鈥檚 still hope for everyone to find the person they鈥檙e looking for. It just takes time.
Satire | Why you should indefinitely delay graduating and never join the job market

Satire | Why you should indefinitely delay graduating and never join the job market

By Alaina McCall, Senior Staff Writer September 24, 2024
Jobs suck. Everyone knows it. I hate my job, as did my father and his father before him.
Satire | Newly obtained Charlie Kirk diary entries reveal deep-seated inner turmoil

Satire | Newly obtained Charlie Kirk diary entries reveal deep-seated inner turmoil

By Thomas Riley, Opinions Editor September 23, 2024
The book, titled 鈥淐harlie鈥檚 Treasures,鈥 turned out to be a secret diary where Kirk recorded his innermost thoughts throughout the duration of his tour. While our organization respects the sanctity of bedazzled journals with a little heart clasp, we feel the student body at least has a right to the information written the day Kirk came to the University of Pittsburgh.
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Satire | Surviving studying abroad: Tips, tricks and tribulations

By Alaina McCall, Staff Columnist September 19, 2024
OK, Mr. Moneybags. So you can afford studying abroad. Go off, king. Or, like me, you鈥檝e got mad loans, so what鈥檚 just one more? So here鈥檚 my tried and tired and true method to not only survive your study abroad.
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